Nov 08 2008
The Comic World: August-September Reviews
Back already? All right, then! We got a plethora of awesome comic books this month just for you!
We’ll start with The Amazing Spider-Man #568, the start of the New Ways to Die arc. So Spidey stops Menace once again (and appropriately nicknames him the Mock Goblin), and then starts looking for a job. He ends up at (why, oh why, didn’t he think of this earlier) Front Line, which also houses ex-Daily Bugle employees Ben Urich and Joe Robertson. In the meantime, Ms. Brant is assigned to dig up something on Mr. Li, Aunt May’s boos and founder of F.E.A.S.T., even though he seems perfectly normal (little do they know). While there, Ms. Brant meets Eddie Brock, who now works at F.E.A.S.T.! And if you think that’s not exciting, wait ‘till you read the whole thing! Pretty good drawings, but I thought they were better at the beginning of Brand New Day. An awesome story, too. Overall, I’d give it 5 stars! (Out of 5.)
Then we have The Amazing Spider-Man #569. So the Thunderbolts show up at Pete’s apartment, looking for Spidey. Thanks to Mephisto, even Norman can’t make the connection, so he does the next best thing: ask Peter. After they leave, Spidey takes the fight to them in Osborn Mansion, but not before Venom goes renegade and attacks Eddie Brock in the F.E.A.S.T. shelter. Once again, pretty good drawings and a great story. Total Score: 5 stars out of 5!
The Amazing Spider-Man #570 is next on the line-up. Anti-Venom takes on real Venom, and Spidey really doesn’t want to get involved, but unfortunately, he really doesn’t have a choice. However he does manage to turn Anti-Venom to the good side, and let me tell you, he makes a really bad good guy. The two Venoms and Spidey are drawn well, but the rest of the people aren’t. Anyways, I give this comic 5½ stars out of 5!
Alright, The Amazing Spider-Man #571 is next. So Menace attacks Norman Osborn, which doesn’t go so well for either of them. The Thunderbolts (by which I mean Songbird and Radioactive Man) go in to retrieve Mac Gargan, and end up in a fight with Anti-Venom. Anti-Venom beats the living daylights out of them, so they go after Spider-Man instead. Not so good for him. So good drawings and a great story. Total Score: 4 out of 5 stars!
Next on the agenda we have Mini Marvels: Rock, Paper, Scissors digest. Okay, technically, it came out in July, but I didn’t get it until August. I have to say, those Mini Marvels are hilarious! If you like comedy and you like Marvel characters, than this is the book for you! (I know, I know, I’m starting to sound like an ad, but it’s true!) I just love how those little characters are drawn, and the stories are “rib-tickling knee-slappers”! Total Score: 4 ½ stars out of 5!
Then we have Avengers: The Initiative #16. So, 3-D Man hijacked a Quinjet from Camp Hammond, but when the Skrulls disable all StarkTech, his Quinjet crashes. It lands in New Mexico, where She-Thing finds it. She rescues 3-D Man, but 3-D Man sees that she’s a Skrull. She reverts back, and then Ryder and Riot of the Skrull Kill Krew leap out and kill her. Then, 3-D Man joins the Skrull Kill Krew, and one by one they venture out to kill the Skrull hiding in every state. My favorite line: When the Krew finds out that they’ll have to travel cross-country, Ryder exclaims, “I call shotgun! And chainsaw. And blowtorch…” Anyways, yeah, I know I’m not even old enough to know who the Skrull Kill Krew are, but I still appreciate the historical significance. Pretty good drawings, and I love the story. Anyways, I give this comic 5 out of 5 stars!
Up next is Thunderbolts #123. As you should know from Secret Invasion #5, Norman Osborn talks the Captain Marvel Skrull into leaving. Then the Thunderbolts head to Washington D.C. to defend their nation’s capital. Oh, and by the way, remember when Moonstone said that she wanted to become Director of the Thunderbolts? Well, let’s just say that she goes way beyond that. The drawings were better in the Caged Angels arc, but they were still pretty good. And the story was pretty good too. Total Score: 4 ½ stars out of 5!
Seventh in line is The New Avengers #44. Have you ever wondered exactly how the Skrulls figured out how to produce the new Super-Skrulls and render them completely undetectable until death? Well, read this to find out! With great drawings and a great story, I give this 5 out of 5 stars!
Next we have Secret Invasion: The Amazing Spider-Man #1 (of 3). Honestly, I think this book should be called Secret Invasion: Jackpot or something like that, because this whole book is about Jackpot. So, Jackpot is patrolling when she makes a dire mistake and attacks a bunch of “crooks” for selling…DVD players?!? So the Daily Bugle calls her on it publicly (their headline being “Jackpot or Crackpot?”), and she hires a Registration Act lawyer, who turns out to be a complete crackpot herself. And that’s when the Skrulls attack New York! Good drawings, and a good story. Total Score: 4 out of 5 stars.
Ninth, (Yeah, I know, but I just couldn’t put any down!) is The Mighty Avengers #17. The Skrull that replaced Yellowjacket starts saying that their plan won’t work, leaving the Skrull Dum-Dum Dugan with one choice: Kill him! Pretty good drawings, and a pretty good story. Total Score, 3½ stars out of 5!
Then is Ultimate Origins #2. The backstory of Ultimate Captain America’s creation. I know I didn’t review #1 last month, because I didn’t start getting into it until this month. And let me tell you, it’s really interesting. Pretty good drawings (I liked The Ultimates 1, 2, & 3 and the old Ultimate Spider-Man better) and the story is cool too. Total Score: 4 out of 5 stars!
After is Ultimate Origins #3. So This is the story of how Professor X and Magneto met. Its actually pretty interesting. Anyways, it has good drawings and a great story. I give it 4½ stars out of 5!
Not last and not least is Marvel Apes #1. So, the now- registered Gibbon tries to stop the Red Ghost from robbing a bank, but the Mighty Avengers get there first. So the Gibbon gets depressed and lets himself be tested upon by a scientist. Then something goes terribly awry (Don’t they always?) and the two of them get transported to the world of apes, including Spider-Monkey, Iron Mandrill, and Gro-rilla! Actually, it’s better then it looks. The drawings and the story are pretty good. I’d give it 4 out of 5 stars!
Next is Venom: Dark Origin #2. So Eddie Brock is now a reporter for the Daily Globe. He is contacted by the villain Sin-Eater and earns a big promotion. But something funky’s going on with the symbiote! Good drawings and a good story. Total Score: 4 out of 4 stars!
Last (Oh, wait, no, we still have another one) is Deadpool #1. Deadpool dresses up as the Phillie Phanatic and traps a ship full of Skrulls inside a baseball stadium. He takes them all on, but then completely changes face! Great drawings and a good story. I give it 4½ stars out of 5!
Last (For real, this time) is Secret Invasion #6. So the New Avengers, the Mighty Avengers the Howling Commandos, Thor, Captain America, Mr. Fantastic, Agent Brand, the Initiative, the Young Avengers, the Thunderbolts, and the Hood’s gang all gather in New York city, and meet up with Spider-Woman, Yellowjacket, and the Skrull armada for the final battle! (Which isn’t this issue.) Pretty good drawings and a great story. 4½ stars!
All right folks! See ya next month! And hopefully, the list won’t be as long. Though I doubt it.


